Posted 1 day ago

ctibs:

this is why i have twitter. please get a twitter account and follow @dril.

Posted 1 day ago

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon)

Posted 1 day ago
liamdryden:

aninventoryofthepossible:

bigredrobot:

franzferdinand2:

"I am Bruce Wayne".

"Please touch my butt."

"I’m really into anime."

liamdryden:

aninventoryofthepossible:

bigredrobot:

franzferdinand2:

"I am Bruce Wayne".

"Please touch my butt."

"I’m really into anime."

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alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

Posted 1 week ago

(Source: kiekstn)

Posted 1 week ago

excitingbounty:

He included that weird pixel-scaling thing in the metroid picture, I love it

(Source: dudeitsmarcus)

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